Twin Beds

An Uptight Diagnosis One Liner Jokes Submitted by Gary Greenfield My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure. I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt.

Twin Beds Marriage Jokes Submitted by wadejagz An older couple was asking for a room with a king, queen or double bed. The clerk apologized and said that the only rooms available had twin beds. Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't know. We've been sharing the same bed for 44 years." "Could you possibly put them close together?" the wife asked. Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented, "How romantic." Then the woman finished her request with, "Because if he snores, I want him close enough to be able to elbow him."

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