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| An Apple A Day
Puns
Submitted by Ryan Faidley My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. "
I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.
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| Sleepless Nights
Work Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Wife: Are you having another sleepless night?!?
Husband: Yeah! I'm so darn angry, I've got insomnia again.
Wife: What's eating you tonight?
Husband: It's that damn boss of mine! He gets me so boiling mad! He keeps bugging me all day long! Hounding me! Hounding me!! Then, when comes time to go to bed, I'm so full of "I should've said—!" that I can't get any shut-eye!
Wife: What's he got against you anyway?
Husband: He says I keep falling asleep on the job.
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| Thought Of The Day: We've All Got Weaknesses "We've all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I'm tragically funny and good-looking."
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena |
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