Doctor’s Toast

Suit Yourself Word Play Jokes Submitted by ERS The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."

Doctor's Toast Doctor Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A man was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion. But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "I'm sorry. I can't seem to make out what I've written down." Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

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