Two Half Dollars

For Dummies One Liner Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"... By Robin Banks.

Two Half Dollars Word Play Jokes Submitted by ERS Why can't you put two half-dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a hole, and your money will fall out!

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