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| Winning the Lottery
Farmer Jokes
Submitted by merk Interviewer: "Congratulations on winning the lottery."
Farmer: "Thank you."
Interviewer: "Do you have any special plans for spending all of that money?"
Farmer: "Nope. Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming until the lottery money is all gone."
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| Doctor Doctor
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Raj Padmanathan A man flies into a new city on business. When he got to the hotel he realized he came down with laryngitis. He decided to call a doctor before he completely lost his voice.
He looks up a doctor's phone number and calls him. A woman picks up the phone. The man, not being able to talk loud, whispers, "Is the doctor in?"
The woman whispers back, "He just left. It's safe to come in now."
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| Thought Of The Day: The Problem With Haters "The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story."
- Maya Angelou |
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