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| Ask Dad
School Jokes
Submitted by HENNE "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"
"One dollar."
"You don't know your arithmetic."
"You don't know my father!"
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| Playing Doctor
Kid Jokes
Submitted by HENNE A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they're bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He took her appendix out!"
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| Thought Of The Day: First Person Character "I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!"
- Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book |
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