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| Easy Rider
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Kathy Harrington Car Dealer: "This car had just one careful owner."
Buyer: "But look at it, it's a wreck!"
Car dealer: "Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren't quite as careful."
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| The Wheel Went Round and Round
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by TonyNotts A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.
The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet.
"Are you hurt?" he asked.
"Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once."
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| Thought Of The Day: Never Marry At All "Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed."
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray |
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