الجمعة، 9 مايو 2025

Health Issues in Spain

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Headache Remedy
Family Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009

"What does your mother do for a headache?"

"She sends me out to play."

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Health Issues in Spain
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by barber7796

While on vacation in Spain with my wife, I I started to feel funny. I had some pain in my chest and felt short of breath. I chalked it up to the long day we had just had, but I continued to feel worse. As we got out of the taxi and walked into the hotel, I collapsed.

It became apparent to my wife and I that I was having a heart attack. I thought for sure I would die because the nearest hospital was 1/2 hour away. Suddenly from the back room came a woman wielding defibrillators. She shouted to the other staff to help and they ripped off my shirt and restarted my heart right there in the hotel.

The ambulance arrived 20 minutes later, but thanks to this amazing woman my life had been saved. I spent the night in the hospital but I got out around noon the next day. I went back to the hotel to thank this woman.

I said, "I'm amazed that a hotel this small has a full time doctor as skilled as yourself!"

She replied, "No one expects the Spanish Inn physician."

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