The First Pancake

I'll Take Up Sports Sport Jokes Submitted by Marty The wife was telling me I need more exercise. I told her, "Well, I'll take up sports then." She laughed and said, "Why don't you just order the sports channel on cable? Shaking your fist at the TV and yelling at the games is more exercise than you'll get actually playing them."

The First Pancake Kid Jokes Submitted by Laura1002 A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

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