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| Desert Food
Food Jokes
Submitted by Gary Greenfield Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips.
"We're saved!" shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times.
It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
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| Fair Settlement
Lawyer Jokes
Submitted by merk After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client.
"Mrs. LaMay, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you."
"Fair to both?!?" exploded Mrs. LaMay. "I could have done that myself! What's the point of hiring a lawyer for then?"
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| Thought Of The Day: Don't Go Back to Less "Don't go back to less just because you are too impatient to wait for better."
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