الاثنين، 12 مايو 2025

The Price of Snoring

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Wool Socks
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

Why did the woman give her fiance wool socks?

She didn't want him to get cold feet.

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The Price of Snoring
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring. She called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering".

"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and then payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras."

"Wow!" the woman exclaimed, "sounds like leasing a new sports car!"

"Hmmm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"

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