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Going Swimming
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

While visiting a water show a tourist asked one of the divers, "Why do scuba divers always fall backward off their boats?

To which the diver replied, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

Talk to the Judge
Lawyer Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across as an intimidating showman.

After several questions, he asked, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?"

There was an awkward silence. All of a sudden you heard, "I do."

The lawyer looks around the courtroom, and then turns to the judge. "Your Honour, I wasn't asking you, I was asking the jurors."

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