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Phone Issues Misc Jokes Submitted by Kevin Hutchison I just love it when you are at a play or movie theater and they make the announcement, "Please silence your cell phones..."
Why do they have to announce that?
I mean how many people are carrying around a landline phone? |
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Bargain Shopping Business Jokes Submitted by Dilip Nunes The shop was offering jackets containing 50% wool, 50% polyester. and 50% cotton.
I asked the assistant, "How is that possible?"
She replied, "Sir, this is a jacket and a half!" |
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Thought Of The Day: Life's Biggest Tragedy "Life's biggest tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late."
- Benjamin Franklin |
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