Elevator Help

There's A Labrador By My Front Door Word Play Jokes Submitted by nerdasaurus There's a Labrador by my front door shouting 'Buy!' and 'Sell!' into a mobile phone... I'm sick of dogs doing their business outside my house.

Elevator Help Business Jokes Submitted by HENNE The elevator in our building malfunctioned one day, leaving several of us stranded. Seeing a sign that listed two emergency phone numbers, I dialed the first and explained our situation. After what seemed to be a very long silence, the voice on the other end said, "I don't know what you expect me to do for you. I'm a psychologist." "A psychologist?" I replied. "Your phone is listed here as an emergency number. Can't you help us?" "Well," he finally responded in a measured tone. "How do you feel about being stuck in an elevator?"

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