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Hand-Me-Downs Family Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Joe: When I would wear my hand-me-downs to school, all the boys would make fun of me. Moe: What did you do? Joe: I hit them over the head with my purse.

Promotion Puns Submitted by Gil Utanes y Calderon One day, out of the blue, one of my twin boys asked, "Dad, how did you support yourself through college?" I said, "I was a working student. Initially, a janitor until I got promoted." "Dad moved up to the second floor," quipped the other.

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