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Parenting Toddlers Kid Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A friend asked what parenting toddlers is like. So I hid her keys, headbutted her in the face, and then told her I love her more than the stars.

New Deck Word Play Jokes Submitted by merk I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my house. My sister pulled into the driveway, greeted me, and looked over my work. "Wow," she gushed, "you're an expert." Feeling complimented and satisfied, but trying not to seem egotistical, I responded... "Once you get going, it's pretty easy!" She looked puzzled and wondering if I'd misunderstood her I asked, "What did you just say?" She replied, "I said your neck's burnt!"

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