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Animal Jokes
Submitted by Katyman123 Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.
If you are diving and are approached by a shark, they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.
If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump.
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| What Goes Around, Comes Around
Technology Jokes
Submitted by Bill Sauro An older couple went to dinner at a trendy restaurant that had no printed menus--just a scannable QR code to see the menu on your phone.
After much grumbling about new-fangled things, they ordered a light dinner and afterward the waiter delivered the check.
When the waiter came back for payment, the husband displayed his phone to the waiter showing an image of a $100 bill.
"Here. You can keep the change."
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| Thought Of The Day: Great Things Happen "Great things happen to those who don't stop believing, trying, learning, and being grateful."
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