High School Class Reunion

My Kids on Ebay Kid Jokes Submitted by Danny Jackson Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.

High School Class Reunion Marriage Jokes Submitted by merk My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits ... and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did when I was in high school, I said to my wife, "I'm the only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated." She glanced at the well-dressed crowd, then back at me, and said, "You're the only one who has to."

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