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Incapable of Multitasking Marriage Jokes Submitted by aod318 My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking. So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.

Lengthy Sermon Religious Jokes Submitted by wadejagz It was a very long and boring sermon. As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God." The pastor was thrilled: "Really? Tell me why." "Because it endured forever."

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