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| Constant Wordplay Jokes
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by Gegg Smith My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.
I asked her, "What should I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Hey, whatever means necessary."
"No, no it doesn't," I said.
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| Arithmetic
Little Johnny Jokes
Submitted by Everleigh After reviewing Little Johnny's report card, Johnny's mother gave praise for the marks he received except for one class. "Johnny, I wish you would pay a little attention to your arithmetic."
"Well I do," Johnny replied. "I pay as little attention to arithmetic as possible."
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| Thought Of The Day: Saving the Earth "Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes."
― P.J. O'Rourke, All the Trouble in the World |
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