Casino Defibrillators

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Casino Defibrillators Misc Jokes Submitted by merk Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators. They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim. At the cheaper casinos, they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.

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