The Camper's Second Opinion

Where Are You Going? Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street, the rather intoxicated young man was asked where he thought he was going by a curious police officer. "I'm not really sure," confessed the drunk, "but wherever it is, I must be late, because everybody seems to be coming back already."

The Camper's Second Opinion Doctor Jokes Submitted by Mounika Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. "I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries. "He says you're gonna die."

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