What's the Difference?

Silence In the Courtroom Judge Jokes Submitted by Agbishera Judge: Silence in court! The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of court. Accused: Hahahaha Judge: I wasn't talking to you!

What's the Difference? Misc Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Bobby: What is the difference between a lemon, an elephant, and a bag of cement? Ray: I give up, what's the difference? Bobby: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze an elephant. Ray: What about the bag of cement? Bobby: I just threw that in to make it hard.

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