You Know You're A Mom When...

Make Me Look Sexy Misc Jokes Submitted by Chloe2015 I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, "Make me look sexy!" She then got drunk.

You Know You're A Mom When... Family Jokes Submitted by merk You Know You're A Mom When... 1. You automatically double-knot everything you tie. 2. You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school. 3. You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce. 4. You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells. 5. You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak.

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