Signs You've Had Too Much of the 21st Century

The CEO OF IKEA Puns Submitted by Danny Jackson The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

Signs You've Had Too Much of the 21st Century Misc Jokes Submitted by merk 1. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. 2. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you. 3. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. 4. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. 5. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. 6. You're reading this. 7. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.

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