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I Know What You've Been Doing

The Four Foreign Gentlemen
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by ERS

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.

The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

And they respond: "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja."

I Know What You've Been Doing
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon."

Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh... I know what you've been doing."

[CyberJoke3000] December 8, 2023

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186 foot high Palouse Falls in Eastern Washington has been ridden -- in a kayak! Watch this for proof:
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"I'm sorry," said no cat, ever.

An ant and an elephant shared a night of romance and passion. The next morning, when the ant woke up, the elephant was dead. "Dammit," said the ant, "one night of bliss and now I have to spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

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