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CyberJokester Jean Melvin sends along this interesting video about the Chunnel, from the viewpoint of a construction engineer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KclYKAnaJ_k
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
When the shy guy gave his date a bouquet of flowers, she threw her arms around him and kissed him. He quickly turned to leave. She said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend you?" He replied, "Not at all. I was just going for more flowers."
Two nervous men in a doctor's waiting room discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his penis and the other one had a green ring. The fellow with the red ring was examined first and came out in a few minutes, all smiles, and said, "Don't worry, man. No big deal." Relieved, the second man was examined, only to be told by the doctor, "You have an advanced case of VD. I'm going to have to castrate you." The man gasped. "But that last guy said it was no big deal." The doctor replied, "Sir, there's a big difference between gangrene and lipstick!"
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