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السبت، 20 يناير 2024

Galaxies Colliding

Why You Never See It
Animal Jokes
Submitted by ERS

"Do you know why you've never see an elephant hiding up in a tree?"

"No, why?"

"Because they're really good at it."

Galaxies Colliding
Lawyer Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.

Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.

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