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| Missing Taxi Driver
Police Jokes
Submitted by RobertAlex Magistrate: "What was he doing when you arrested him?"
Policeman: "He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor."
Magistrate: "That is no proof he was drunk."
Policeman: "Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there."
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| Space Walk
Misc Jokes
Submitted by HENNE Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside.
When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he knocked on the cabin door. There was no answer.
He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer.
Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, "Who's there?!?!"
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| Thought Of The Day: You've Done Too Little "You often feel tired, not because you've done too much, but because you've done too little of what sparks a light in you." - Alexander Den Heijer |
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