الجمعة، 31 مايو 2024

My Baseball Mitt

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Entertainment Jokes
Submitted by Kevin Hidook

A magician comes up to our table and does a card trick.

Impressed, I asked him how he did it.

He says "I can tell you, but I'd then have to kidnap you and take you away."

I said, "Can you tell my mother-in-law?"

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My Baseball Mitt
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Submitted by Dan the Man 009

Junior: Mother, I can't find my baseball mitt.

Mother: Did you look in the car?

Junior: Where in the car?

Mother: Try the glove compartment.

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