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Eating Chocolate

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Submitted by wadejagz

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?

"Try Sara's Tops!"

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Eating Chocolate
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Submitted by Ryan Faidley

I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.

He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

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