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Marriage Jokes
Submitted by aod318

My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking.

So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.


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Submitted by wadejagz

It was a very long and boring sermon.

As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God."

The pastor was thrilled: "Really? Tell me why."

"Because it endured forever."

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