الاثنين، 1 يوليو 2024

[CyberJoke3000] July 1, 2024

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What did the turkey say on the day after Thanksgiving? "Make me a sandwich!"

How Dogs are like Men: Both take up too much space on the bed. Neither tells you what’s bothering them. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. Both mark their territory. Neither does the dishes. Both fart shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither understands what you see in cats. Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.


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الأحد، 30 يونيو 2024

Bible Jokes - Two for One

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A Writer's Plight
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Marty

An author wrote a novel and sent it off to a publisher. The publisher held on to the hard copy so long, that termites got into it.

In the final analysis, the book was rejected. The story line had too many holes in it.

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Bible Jokes - Two for One
Religious Jokes
Submitted by Philip Farris

Did you know that camel cigarettes are mentioned in the Bible?

Genesis 24:64 (KJV)

And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
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Honda cars are also in the Bible! They're so quiet, they're good for praying in.

Acts 1:14 (KJV)

These all continued with one accord in prayer and supplication, with the women, and Mary the mother of Jesus, and with his brethren.

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