الجمعة، 21 يونيو 2024

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

Spiv and Nick were pissed when the gates to the sports ground were slammed shut. It was full to capacity for the grand final. It was so crowded, the toilets couldn't cope; by halftime, many fans headed for the perimeter fence to find a knothole. Spiv and Nick were still outside, muttering about their bad luck, when Spiv noticed the odd dick poking through the fence. "Here's our chance to make some money!" he said. He grabbed a dick and yelled, "Throw five quid over the fence or I'll cut it off." Soon a fiver fluttered over the fence. "We're onto something, Nick!" said Spiv. "You go that way and I'll go this way and we'll meet back here." Ten minutes later they met. "I got fifty dollars!" said Spiv. "How did you go?" "Not that good," said Nick. "I only got forty dollars. But what am I gonna do with these three cocks?"


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الخميس، 20 يونيو 2024

The Butcher And The Lawyer

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Definition of a Bachelor
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by ERS

What is the definition of a bachelor?

A man who doesn't have to leave the party just as he's beginning to enjoy himself.

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The Butcher And The Lawyer
Lawyer Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.

Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed by the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "If your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"

The lawyer replied, "Of course. How much was the roast?"

"$7.98," said the butcher.

A few days later, the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read, Legal Consultation Service: $150.

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