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Fact Of The Day: An MLB First On September 01, 1964, Masanori Murakami became the first Japanese player to play in a Major League Baseball (MLB) game. The left-handed reliever pitched a scoreless inning for the San Francisco Giants in a 4-1 loss against the New York Mets. It would take another 30+ years before the next Japanese player (Hideo Nomo of the Los Angeles Dodgers) played in a MLB game.

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[CyberJoke3000] November 8, 2023

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CyberJokester Joseph Tybor sends along this interesting video that takes you "Inside the Washington Monument." It's either watch this video or climb 555 feet!
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What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "This is the most violent book I've ever read!"

A schoolteacher in a little red schoolhouse was teaching sex ed. One little girl said, "The Bible says that Adam came first, then Eve." The teacher replied, "That is correct." The girl responded, "But Daddy taught us: 'Ladies before Gentlemen.' Wasn't that a rule back then, too?" Teacher smiled knowingly. "Dear, Adam came first. And so has every man since him!"

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