Every Time I Breathe

Adult Fears Misc Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 When I was a little boy, I used to be afraid of the dark... Now as an adult, I see the electric bill and I'm afraid of the light!

Every Time I Breathe Entertainment Jokes Submitted by ERS A lady on a commuter train is reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turns to the man next to her and asks, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?" "Really?" he says. "Have you tried a good mouthwash?"

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[CyberJoke3000] November 10, 2023

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A woman was concerned about her husband's smoking, but finally got him to agree to only smoke at home when they had finished making love. After about a week, her friend asked her how it was going. "Well, not too bad," she said with a big smile. "He's down to about a pack a night!"

A man and a woman were chatting at a cocktail party when the woman said, "You look like my third husband." He asked, "How many times have you been married?" She smiled, "Twice."

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