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A Mechanic You Can Trust

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Dating Vs. Marriage
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Raj Padmanathan

Dating is like traveling on a bicycle. If you don't like the journey, you can get off anytime.

Marriage is like traveling by airplane. Once you're in, you can't get off that easy.

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A Mechanic You Can Trust
Misc Jokes
Submitted by ERS

Jessie is telling Sam about the new mechanic in the neighborhood.

"I'm telling you Sam, that's a mechanic you can trust!"

"Really?"

"Oh yeah, I thought he was going to charge me a lot of money for a lot of made up repairs, but he didn't. He only charged me for changing the light blinker fluid."

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