الثلاثاء، 13 فبراير 2024

My Valentine's Day Plans

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Submitted by ERS

When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn't seem amused.

It must have been the delivery.

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My Valentine's Day Plans
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Submitted by Peter P.

I have planned out my Valentine's Day:

1) Awaken, and have breakfast in bed.

2) Chocolates for lunch.

3) Watch a romantic movie.

4) Dinner for two at a romantic restaurant.

5) Regret eating two dinners.

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