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| Patience off of the Green
Golf Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz The nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down outside the emergency room where another golfer, who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being treated by a doctor.
"Is he a relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping outside the room, asked the pacing golfer.
"No," replied the man. "It's my ball."
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| Balancing The Check Book
Money Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Husband: For Pete's sake, can't you keep one lousy check book straight?!?
Wife: Now, hold it a darn second! I got myself a pocket computer and I meticulously added every deposit and subtracted every check! So I don't believe you when you say I made a mistake!
Husband: Oh yeah? I'll bet you money that you're overdrawn!
Wife: Okay, how much do you want to bet?!?
Husband: Sixty-three dollars and twenty-seven cents!!
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| Thought Of The Day: Man's Best Friend "The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
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