Start Clapping

Getting Old Family Jokes Submitted by Ben You know you're getting old when... When your son's hair is turning gray.

Start Clapping Lightbulb Jokes Submitted by gezzer I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on! I said: "How did that happen?" He replied: "Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light work."

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