Who Just Asked for Warm Milk

Doesn't Even Need Glasses Elderly Jokes Submitted by Misko Benka John: "My grandpa is 98 years old, and he doesn't even use glasses." Jack: "Wow, that is incredible!" John: "Yep, he drinks straight from the bottle."

Who Just Asked for Warm Milk Family Jokes Submitted by Danny Jackson "We have your son," said the kidnapper. "I don't have a son," says the woman. "Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?" "Oh God, you have my husband."

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