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| Sally's Report Card
Teacher Jokes
Submitted by virgogal Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A's and a couple of B's.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."
Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."
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| Dad, You Are My Hero
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous Son: Dad, You are my hero.
Dad: Really?
Son: Yes. Can you give me an autograph with your eyes closed?
Dad: Well, yes, of course.
Son: That's great! Then here, close your eyes and sign my report card.
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| Thought Of The Day: You Can and You Should "You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will."
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