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| Heart Attack
Teacher Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Two years after my heart attack, I was teaching my college course when I felt discomfort in my chest. I paused the class to pop my medication and felt better quickly.
"Now, if I ever do have a heart attack," I told my students, "I will give extra credit to whoever gives me CPR."
One of them shouted out, "How much?"
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| Where Were You?
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by maryjones His wife returned from the morning shopping expedition and called her husband into the room from the garden.
"Frederick," she said heavily, "When you came home last night you told me you had been to the Grand Hotel with Mr. Wilson. I just met Mrs. Wilson, and she said you were both at the Trocadero. Why did you lie to me like that."
Hubby groaned. "When I came home last night I couldn't say 'Trocadero.'"
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| Thought Of The Day: The Quickest Way "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
- Roseanne Barr |
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