That's A Good Thing

Fictional Adult Technology Jokes Submitted by srg I tried to type on my phone, "I'm a functional adult." My phone changed it to "fictional adult." I left it as is, as I feel that's more accurate.

That's A Good Thing Military Jokes Submitted by ERS The young boy was spending a Sunday afternoon with his grandpa. Looking at pictures of his grandpa in his military uniform, the boy asked, "Grandpa, did you ever kill anyone in the war?" "No champ, I never did." "That's a good thing." "You're telling me," began grandpa, "I was the cook!"

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