I Just Made You Half Owner!

Calming Tropical Fish Puns Submitted by pinkgalaxy3 Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain. Must be all the indoor-fins.

I Just Made You Half Owner! Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I welcome you into the family!" said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation." The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-in-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you don't like factories, and won't work in an office. What am I going to do with you?" "Easy," said the son-in-law. "Buy me out."

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