Please, Let Her Go

Words For My Wife Marriage Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein I had some words for my wife... She had some paragraphs for me!

Please, Let Her Go Marriage Jokes Submitted by aod318 A robber breaks into a house and ties up the woman and man. The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with: "I'll give you everything! Please, let her go..." Robber: "I only care about the jewels! I won't hurt you if you give me what I want..." Guy: "I BEG you, let her go!" Robber: "Wow, you must really love your wife..." Guy: "What? Oh no, my wife is about to get home!"

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