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| I'm Working
Puns
Submitted by Gegg Smith Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: "What are you doing?"
He said: "Working from home."
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| Feared Meeting
Family Jokes
Submitted by srg I was on my way out of the house to meet with a cantankerous client, and I was dreading it. The look on my face must have given me away because my four-year-old daughter asked what was wrong.
"I'm going to meet a woman who always yells at Daddy," I told her.
"Oh," she said. "Say hi to Mommy for me."
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| Thought Of The Day: If Dogs Can't Count "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
- Phil Pastoret |
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