All the Rotten Eggs

My Girlfriend Gets Mad Puns Submitted by Ryan Faidley My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine. So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria then ever!

All the Rotten Eggs Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by barber7796 A man walks into the grocery store and ask to speak to the manager about buying all the rotten eggs. "What do you want with all the rotten eggs?" the manager asks. "Are you going to see the new comedian at the theater tonight?" "Sh-sh-sh!" hissed the buyer nervously. "I am the new comedian."

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