Thanks But No Thanks

Writing A Book Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 I'm writing a book in fifth person... So every sentence starts out with: "I heard from this guy who told somebody…"

Thanks But No Thanks Misc Jokes Submitted by pinkgalaxy3 "I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!" "He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him." The mother said, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me." "Thanks, Mom," the boy replied. "But my aim is much better than yours."

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