Two Men Standing By the Door

Heart Chaser Love Jokes Submitted by lilsteve The pretty lady at the DMV recommended to me that I sign up to be an organ donor.... That's when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!

Two Men Standing By the Door Family Jokes Submitted by Tomaso Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

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